Everyone loves it when our friendly waiter, Simon brings out the gold coins. He also has a green apple, but fortunately it’s a good one. It turns out to be Couples Week in Eden. Our lovely women must decide which man in Eden, and select him as her “mate.”

By: Ryan Gentry
Reality Reel Media
04.07.2004

None of the ladies want Jason. What a surprise! He’s a LOSER! Anyways, we learn some secrets this week. Michael is afraid of cats... and Neveen doesn’t drink because last time she did, she kissed another girl.

At dinner, Simon spills some water on Matt, and the poor bread catches on fire. Too bad it couldn’t have been Neveen’s hair that was on fire. So, Liz is worried that Wallace or David will get selected by the new girl, putting her and Shawna vulnerable for banishment. David says that he and Wallace should dress ugly and maybe they won’t get picked.

At the banishment ceremony, Host Ruth introduces the new girl, Claudia. She has an annoying high pitched voice, and is extremely stupid and extremely perky. Not a good kind of perky, but an annoying kind of perky. She gets to pick any guy she wants first, leaving the other four guys to pick one of the five guys. She picks David, even though he was wearing a tacky outfit.

She admits, right off the back, that she has a boyfriend back at home, and will not be having sex in Eden. After supper the next night, Ruth gives Claudia the choice to switch guys. She does, and trades David in for a shiny new Wallace. Then the other women choose. Kassie picks Matt, Liz picks David, Neveen selects Jason, and Brooke choices Michael. Shawna is left standing alone, and she is banished. She gives half of her coins to her good friend, Brooke.

The next afternoon, after mourning over Shawna, Ruth tells the guests to go to the Banishment Temple. I sense new guest time! Simon the Waiter comes in with an apple... then removes his dorky glasses and his shirt. His real name is Chris, and is the new guest. He knows everything about the guests, and has the power to bring back any banished person, into the game.

The guests see Jason arrive on his old raft, and immediately take revenge. Everyone is crazy on why he was banished... but who really cares?

At the banishment ceremony, Jordan banishes Michael, who gives his coins to Kassie, making her the richest person in Eden.