Previously, everyone was a fake-ass bitch.

As Flav continues to find the Diamond in the Muff (I bet you money that will be the title of Screech’s sex tape and when it is, I’m suing for the rights), Big Rick gets put on T-Rex duty. I’m not sure what’s more disturbing, the fact that they actually made him clean it, or the fact that he seems to be tall enough to almost reach the top.

By Candice Helfand
Reality Reel Media
10.01.06

Flav lets us know that four girls are left, all with different personalities. In a completely unrelated segue, Deelishis and Bootz are talking in bed about why New York is there. Bootz doesn’t think she deserves to be there, and that Flav doesn’t want her. Deelishis doesn’t trust her, and thinks Krazy is being foolish by talking so much about everything to New York.

In my notes I wrote something about the Devil, but I can’t read it now. It was a late night.

Bootz lets us know that New York is a dumb bitch. Thanks Bootz, for being so original; let me go find my shocked face for that revelation.

A little bit later, and it’s Flav o Gram time. New York takes this one, talks about his ladies are prime cuts of steak, and eww! Something about Flav and meat just grosses me out. Anyway New York starts getting super emotional and “dramatical” because she has to wait until the next day to have her date. Cry me a river (cry me, cry me).

Deelishis and Krazy are going to a boat. Woo hah. Bets on whether it’s a Viking ship. New York cries some more because she knows the boat. Can’t she just swallow glass or something?

After New York storms out of the room, and Bootz laughs at her, Deelishis starts mocking her delivery of the Flav o Gram and, BAM.

“Did she say ‘slickin’? It’s says ‘slicing’ baby.”

And how, you may inquire, does Deelishis know this? English was her major in college. Sorry but you don’t need a degree to read the word “slicing”, but props to Deelishis for being able to read. More than the other girls can probably say (or sound out).

New York does her “Valley of the Dolls” bit on the balcony with a cigarette and leopard-print (and probably a couple Vicodin). New York thinks she has it worse because if she gets rejected, she has to go through it twice, and Deelishis, why are you talking to her? You said you don’t care. Fake ho’.

New York says no one knows what she’s going through, and I beg to differ; the entire cast of “Girl, Interrupted” would be able to empathize.

So Krazy and Deelishis hop into the limo and go to harbor. And there’s Flav by the boat in a bathing suit, welcoming them to Flavor Island. Umm, It’s a boat, not and island ass hat.