Kids, I’m away on vacation and have to admit that I missed the first 20 minutes of this weeks’ episode. I didn’t even know what country we were in until the pit stop at the end. But somehow it was still enough time for to make plenty of sweeping statements and nasty judgments.


Aaron And Arianne Exclusive Commentary
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12.01.04

Aaron

Kris and Jon: Huh? Who? What? Oh yeah, I forgot. The pretty long distance lovers. Am I the only one who doesn’t care about them yet?

Jonathan and Victoria: He might be the most despicable person ever to run the race. He claims that “this game really teaches you about yourself.” Well, I wonder then if he is going to learn, like the rest of us already have, that he is a complete asshole. And she, well, she is a doormat. She gets verbally abused, physically assaulted and publicly humiliated by him at every turn. And she takes it, even apologizing to him for not praising him enough. Someone make her an appointment with Dr. Phil.

Gus and Hera: Still like them. Not sure why. But they don’t scream, freak out, and demean one another or anybody else. They are playing for themselves and they are playing to win.

Hayden and Aaron: Oh, the dating actors. Are they in character on the show or are they this dull in real life. Let’s ask them. Honey. Baby. Sweetie. Baby? Baby? Baby! Sweetie! Honey! Yup. That dull.

Lori and Bolo: Double yikes. However Lori did prove she is capable of decoding complicated clues and understanding large concepts. Accuracy does mean you have to be accurate. And people say that wrestlers aren’t that bright.

Adam and Rebecca: They grew on me this week. There’s something oddly likeable about this duo. But the verdict is still out about Adam. I mean after that Freudian scream to his mother while going down the zipline and his deep need to be loved, all we need is to hear about a distant father and combine that all with his “individuality” and we could have TAR’s first public outing.