Kids, it seems as if the execs at CBS are finally listening to me. (Because they weren’t when I wanted my own talk show or sit-com or crime drama or family values series). How nice to have a non-elimination round at the beginning when teams actually deserve a second chance. And there has never been a more deserving team more than Don and Mary Jean. These two seniors are the epitome of what good racing is all about and serve as an inspiration to us all that getting old can be fabulous. And that the retching and gagging sounds of someone vomiting is disgusting at any age.


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12.11.04

Aaron

Kris and Jon: Huh? What? These two seem to be one of 3 interchangeable teams. See below.

Jonathan and Victoria: I suppose he thinks that his publicity stunt of handing out candy to African children will make him more likeable. Wrong. In fact, it just goes to show what a self-serving, egomaniac this guy is. Gee, he’d make a swell dad. Especially at times when the kid needs a good beating. This early childhood educator can only pray that Jonathan is shooting blanks.

Lori and Bolo: I guess the very fact that these two meatheads are pro-wrestlers I should find them entertaining. And I do. A little. I’d rather be watching them later on than all of the interchangeables. But the truth is, I am not very attached to this team and they aren’t even providing as much “comic value” as was probably hoped for.

Hayden and Aaron: What? Huh? These two seem to be one of 3 interchangeable teams. See above and below.

Freddy and Kendra: What? Huh? These two seem to be one of 3 interchangeable teams. See above. Kendra stuck out in my mind this week, though. I mean, did she actually claim she was “champagne and flowers?” Maybe. But with her over-inflated sense of elitism, shallow personality, daftness (no, the Lac Rose is not red because of BLOOD!) and small town mentality (“We’re in ghetto Africa”), she’s undoubtedly California champagne and roadside daisies rather than Veuve Cliquot Grande Dame and Tahitian orchids.