I’ve got to be honest kids. The holidays have me in a daze. I am stressed out, running around like a maniac and have very little time for “extra-curricular” activities. I suppose that’s why I’m having difficulty writing a review this week. Although replete with my favorite city in Eastern Europe, Budapest, exciting challenges and twists and turns that all led up to a…GASP!…”to be continued” ending, the episode left me a little underwhelmed. So all I can tell you this week is what I know.


Aaron And Arianne Exclusive Commentary
Reality Reel Media
12.23.04

Aaron

I know that Phil’s fashion sense has got to be Yielded. Did you see how high his pants were pulled up in the opening scene? It was physically disturbing. Jesus man, get a new stylist. The show’s an Emmy winner, people, and I demand a well-dressed, hot host.

I know that Kendra really enjoys the idea of doing research. So much so that she wants to do it all the time. Maybe the next time this flower is at the library she should brush up on everything. She’s as dumb as dirt. Ok, affected dirt.

I know that Jonathan is the new face of “ugly American.” The most heinous, vile and least deserving of all reality show contestants ever, this woman hating, self-serving egomaniac probably has a really small dick.

I know that Victoria needs counseling, immediately. “It’s just Jonathan.” I mean, talk about battered-woman syndrome. If the producers are witness to this abuse, shouldn’t they be stopping him? Honestly, he doesn’t deserve to be running the race, to be given a chance. It’s not good TV, CBS. It’s just really disturbing.

I know that just because Hayden can admit she can’t read maps doesn’t make it ok. I mean, you’re going on The Amazing Race, baby. Brush up on some elementary skills.

I know that I don’t have anything to say about Kris and Jon. Zzzzzzz…..